Hosa Cup China Swimming Wear Design Contest at Water cube

Models present creations from the Hosa Cup China Swimming Wear Design Contest at the National Aquatics Center, also known as the Water Cube, in Beijing June 8, 2009.

Shauna Sand Stuffed Into A Little Polka Dot Bikini At The Beach

It’s really difficult for me to write anything bad about Shauna Sand, she’s a natural beauty that all young women should strive to become. Here she is at the beach stuffed into a little polka dot bikini. Class act. This is the kind of woman I can really see myself settling down with for an hour or two, then off to the clinic for a once over. If I ever have children they’re all going to be girls aren’t they?

Chanelle Hayes Chilling Out In A Bikini By The Pool At Buddha Bar

Here’s nobody Chanelle Hayes chilling out in a bikini by the pool at Buddha Bar. She’s alright… I guess, but I’m a little disappointed with the British export lately. They’re either got busted up faces or flat chests. We need more Lucys and Keeleys because without them I’ve got nothing. No inspiration. And no tight pants. Speaking of tight, check out Chanelle’s bikini bottoms.

Heidi Montag Sexy Bikini Pictures In Playboy

Well, People magazine is reporting that Heidi Montag will bare it all for September’s issue of Playboy Magazine. It’s about time this useless piece of trash does something worthwhile with her life. I’m actually looking forward to it and I think it’s a step in the right direction for her. Next step, Sex Tape.

Kelly Carlson Hot Mini Bikini Pictures

If you‘re not sure who Kelly Carlson is, she’s the babe from the TV show Nip/Tuck. I don’t watch it myself, but it’s a procedure I believe every girl should have at one point or another, especially if they have small boobs. Here she is showing off her amazing body in a bikini which I’m guessing had some nip/tuck”ing” action too, but that doesn’t matter because the work paid off. Just check out those hard nipples! Priceless.

Chantal Houghton White Micro Bikini Pictures

You’re probably wondering who the butterface is, but you’ve already seen her here on site the few times. Her name is Chantelle Houghton and she reminds me of a busted up Paris Hilton with fake tits… And possibly more crabs, who knows.. The girl looks dirty and not in a good way. Anyway, here she is at the beach sucking in her gut while showing off her bikini rolls. I’d still butter up one of those rolls.

Kathy Lee Hot Pink Bikini Pictures

Kathie Lee Gifford (born August 16, 1953) is an American television hostess, singer, actor, noted for her 15-year run (1985–2000) on the talk show Live with Regis and Kathie Lee, which she co-hosted with Regis Philbin. She has received 11 Emmy nominations. Before her long stint in talk shows, Gifford's first television exposure was that of Tom Kennedy's singer/sidekick on Name That Tune, from 1974 to 1978.

Kate Gosselin Hot Bikini Pictures

I don’t watch TLC so I’m not up to date on the show Jon & Kate Plus 8. I work with my computer on my lap all day, why would I watch a show about raising children? I’m sure I’m shooting blanks. But I know Kate Gosselin has been in the celebrity news lately so I’m jumping on the bandwagon by posting pictures of her in a bikini. I never thought I’d be posting pictures of a mother of eight on the beach in her bikini but here we are. She actually looks pretty good for someone who had eight humans come out of her vagina. I’d try to impregnate her.